Pleasing each other...How to do it?

How to please a woman;

Worship her,
Die for her,
Go to the ends of the earth for her,
Pledge undying love for her,
Make passionate love to her,
Patiently shop with her (no matter how long it takes),
Fight for her,
Protect her,
Tell her there is no others,
Watch ‘lifetime’ television with her,
Always listen to her,
Turn off the superbowl for her,
Gladly eat in restaurants with the word ‘Bistro’ in their name for her.

How to please a man;

Show up naked,

Bring beer.